Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

Pee poop

When you go to poop and it's like pee.

I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.

by waternymph July 1, 2017

Poop Sock

Something you say when you're out of things to say

Examples:
"Hey, mom, does your poop sock ever just poop without your permission because poop sock"

Friend: "Yo, Why are you gay?"
Other Friend: "Poop Sock"

by Some Random Minnesota Hick October 2, 2020

Poop Fright

Fear of pooping while being watched

That bitch has such bad poop fright, he'd never shit in jail.

by nizzlshizzle January 6, 2009

poop hammock

when your butthole hairs are so long and thick that it catches your dropplings

smooth butthole connoisseur: “yo you got a nice poop hammock going on down there”

poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”

by poophammockenjoyer July 11, 2021

goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.

Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.

by steelnip April 3, 2008

vapor poop

Basically another term for a nice stinky fart.

Boy 1: DUDE! It smells!
Boy 2: Yeah sorry, I just vapor pooped in my pants...

by JOEMAMAMAMA March 16, 2008