Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

I got the money.

Meaning money.

I got the dough it's time to go.I got the money.
Loop

by Richway October 30, 2021

money on his head

to assassinate/kill somebody often used in UK slang to say tehy want somebody killed/dead

oi i want some money on his head
gowon i’ll do it

by fiestadriver22 August 12, 2022

Cash Money Predator

Referenced from BashfortheWorld's song "Darkest Before Dawn", this phrase is to describe someone who is only after money.

"She a cash money predator so there ain't no point in sweating her"

by bigmoneyman001 November 20, 2023

zakat money

A small amount of money.

Typically used when an amount of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.

-Friend: How much was that laptop?
-Me: Around 2000$.

-Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.

-Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.

by Volto10 February 16, 2024

E Money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into your Christmas sock, and proceeding to play tug of war with the Sock and a chihuahua

I just got back from doing the E Money Dangle man you missed out

by Nickles8 July 12, 2025

Nose money

A term described about money or money-making involved with crack cocaine. If a drug dealer got rich off of selling coke for example, That is all nose money. Sometimes used in rap.

"With all that nose money, You lucky you ain't in jail Blood!"
"I'm just servin' the streets dawg... Once it's sold it ain't my crack no more."

by TheFactMFnokap1 April 14, 2022