Poo butler

A product created by a Florida man for dog owners to carry dog waste, hands free, while walking their pooch. There's a website, YouTube video and everything.

My dog dropped a turdzilla on his walk, but thanks to Poo Butler I could still walk hands free.

by LM2016 July 31, 2016

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

poo

Brown, sloppy stuff that comes out of your arse. Some poos have chewing gum in them and some have sweetcorn in.

There is a poo in the toilet!!

by eloise the unicorn February 11, 2015

Revenge poo

When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.

What's that noise babe? Omg, she took a revenge poo by the door.

by Ictinypeople September 23, 2021

padd poo

Jatin is called padd poo....

Somone- oye padd poo ither aa

by Carguy 0007 November 23, 2021

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

Poo

SLANG FOR POO POOO

UR MOMMA FARTED SO HARD THE POOed HERSELF

by MY PP IS 3cm LONG (dm me 😉😜) October 23, 2022