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H-e-dubs

A slang version of H-e double hockey sticks, the ever-popular PG version of Hell.
*Kindergartener throws box of crayons across the room.*
Teacher: "Now who the H-e-dubs did that?"
by Shaniqua Squared March 30, 2015
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e-unit

a group of people that are emos and like razor blades
brenan: e-unit 4 lyf
todd: rock on
by Phil Magroin August 4, 2007
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E-Gads

;noun,E-tard gadgets. Binkies, glowsticks, dustmasks, vicks ect.
LOL look at that fuckin' E-tard wit all dem E-gads god "x" is stupid.
by kroder January 1, 2008
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e-tarded

Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.
Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?

Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!
by electron100 June 1, 2010
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e-tarded

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009
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e-dating

Voluntaringly cucking yourself from having a tangible relationship in the real word, and instead claiming this internet person as "yours" while you're not able to reach out and touch their face.

Although there are exceptions, e-dating is going to fail, and is a gateway to depression.

Most people that e-date are:
a) Lonely virgins with no friends
b) Sad young adults usually 18-23
c) Fake depressed 13-17 year olds that listen to sad music like lil peep and xxxtentacion

While e-dating many people are going to have "cyber sex".
Cyber sex is basically sex through the internet and you're just looking at the other person through a screen, usually through discord, and vice versa, whilst both of you are naked. That's just sad.
Person 1: I am e-dating this girl online and last night we had sex!
Person 2: Oh wow dude that's amazing!
Normal person: Your life is extremely sad
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e-migo

A friend from the Internet, whom you have never seen in person.
Heard this from my e-migo chuck1984 : never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
by jo_as_neo April 6, 2011
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