What brings you on?

that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched

by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022

what about yourself?

What about yourself? means how're you or focus more on yourself.

what about yourself?

by Philosophical-Cat October 31, 2017

N......What was dat?

When faced with a barrage of word plays based around their name, the receiver of a phone call may get thrown off by one that has a slightly rude or offensive word within it.

This leads to a rhythm of questions and nonchalant denials, broken by a sudden interest in the conversation, usually requiring the receiver to cut them self off mid sentence to question the caller.

A glass of milk?
No, no
A well weighed gram?
No, never heard of that one
A patchwork quilt?
Is all greek to me
A farting spadge?
N......What was dat?

by Cwips II October 6, 2010

What The Furkel, Brozak?

An acceptable way to say WTF at work. A common greeting between buds and bros. A query into the psyche of a fellow earthling.

Bob was acting crazy after his date with Cindy, so I asked him "What the Furkel, Brozak?"

After Kevin smashed a beer can against his forehead, Tommy jumped back in surprise and yelled "What the Furkel, Brozak!?"

by Brozak February 20, 2019

What's his balls?

A term for any male actor or public figure who's name one can not remember.

Oh yeah it's that spy movie with Vin Diesel and What's his balls?

by Phillylia September 30, 2019

That's what she said

Turning something normal to say into something that sounds sexual by saying that's what she said

Jeremy: did you do the homework?
Bob: no it was too hard
Jeremy: that's what she said
Bob: the homework said what?
Jeremy: what?
Bob: your weird
Jeremy: your welcome

Bob: that's what she said
Jeremy: how does that even work?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: what were we talking about before?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: can you stop saying I'm not sure
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: STOP
Bob: that's what she said

by PERSON ON THE INTERNET YAH YEE September 6, 2017

WTF - What The Fudge

A better way of saying..
“WHAT THE F#*k”

WHAT THE FUDGE IS HAPPENING RN HELP ME BEAT THIS DAMN KID BRO

WTF - WHAT THE FUDGE

by ~_~ love flo ~_~ April 27, 2019