A male in his 50s whom drives a pedovan. He trolls public pools and matinee movies to creep on little kids.
by Tom Patterson2 March 23, 2014
Get the weldon brown mug.When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.
I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"
by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023
Get the BROWN SHARPIE mug.1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.
2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.
3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.
3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?
Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.
Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!
Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.
Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?
Maria: Who?
Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.
Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!
Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.
Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?
Maria: Who?
by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017
Get the Cleveland Browns mug.Professional simp and is one of the best imposters to exist. Would never get caught out and is overall a good lad.
How ‘Josh Brown’ can be used:
• Josh Brown is a simp
• Josh Brown is a cracking Impostor on Among Us
• Nothing else to say about Josh Brown, pretty boring character ngl.
• Josh Brown is a simp
• Josh Brown is a cracking Impostor on Among Us
• Nothing else to say about Josh Brown, pretty boring character ngl.
by THE ONLY REASON WHY WE CAN’T November 9, 2020
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Get the Brown Bomber mug.The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five
Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.
by Megatronwins March 4, 2018
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