Straighting

Straight dating (Straight + dating)

Straighting is sooo boring and basic.

The straighting scene sucks ass.

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

Super Straight

Someone who is attracted to people of the same or all genders,or in some cases none at all,but is in denial

Person a:he is so obviously gay,to bad he's Super Straight

by Korudosoda March 21, 2021

Neo-Straight

One who only dates the opposite sex but enjoys casual intimacy with the same sex.

I love my partner and I'm not worried about him hooking up with guys, he's neo-straight.

by Coach Plump Daddy July 3, 2024

Straight Run Bum

In torch applied flat roofing, the guy who doesn’t do anything but straight runs of rolls.

I always get stuck doing the corners and curbs while that straight run bum takes all the easy work.

by Franklin T. May 2, 2022

Straight up petroleum

What you say when something is superior. A play off of the saying “that’s gas”, with petroleum being a pure natural gas.

Dude, that song was gas, straight up petroleum!

by biscuit0823 May 23, 2021

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023