Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

Cream Lips

Someone who doesn't want to share their real name, so they divert the attention to their creamy lips.

"They call me Cream Lips"

by Cream Lips September 1, 2018

Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

cream of the crop

This is every business idol person they all love to work with and endorse and sponsor.

She’s out cream of the crop , She won for us, she deserve it all.:too bad they don’t know the little kid she sold to get there.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 12, 2022

Cream-e

A cream-e also known as Eulers-cream is when you ejaculate in 2.718281828459 seconds.

This is very similar to a cream pi, where you cum in 3.14159265359 seconds.

Dude 1: So how was your date last night?
Chad 2: We did so much foreplay i accidentally made a cream pi
Dude 1: Well, I made a cream-e looking at Riley Reid yesterday

by James McCockintown February 25, 2021

Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.

"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"

by GraysonA December 10, 2019

cream piece

Another person who let’s you cream in them willingly and leave as you please (multiple times).

“oh your talking to that girl?”
“no she’s just my cream piece”

by alexistexasssss July 6, 2020