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An Asian scholar who can't see. When you notice the bills penis you realize that it can not be defined. So you try to write a definition but you can't. So then you try to read a definition but simply can't. So this is the definition of bills penis. INCEPTION!!!!!
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by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014
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Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
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Penis Powow

(Adj.) - Describes a gathering of guys who act in a gay way.
I left before that party became a penis powow.
by DC Reed May 27, 2003
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Devil's Penis

The Cigar; based on the people who smoke them and the success they've enjoyed. Other's who enjoy the Devil's Penis, Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Marco Rubio, Bruce Willis, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro, Craig T. Nelson, etc.

Smoking a cigar is like performing fellatio on the Devil's Penis.
Rush Limbaugh enjoys sucking on the Devil's Penis as he sits on his mountain of cash; a fringe benefit of sucking the Devil's Penis.
by TBogg fan November 9, 2012
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Penis Empathy

Where a woman or other person without a penis understands the pain a man goes through when he gets hit in the junk, or has otherwise painful experiences related to his private square.
Man, I feel some real penis empathy for that guy who just got a tattoo on his dick. That's gonna hurt for months.
by decoyjayman July 13, 2012
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peanutbutter penis

When you slather peanutbutter all over your throbbing penis and let your dog lick it off.
"Hey man wanna try a Peanutbutter penis"?
by Thisone134 January 2, 2009
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puppetry of the penis

A show in which males perform 'penile trickery' on stage in front of an audience comprised of laughing males and shocked females.
"Have you seen puupetry of the penis?"
"Yeah. I copied the 'wristwatch' and did it in front of some ladies."
by Diego August 21, 2003
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