fucktard piss-faggoting

Verb intransitive
When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.

The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts

Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"

by Rainbow Clown August 22, 2011

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Shit piss drunk

So drunk that you shit and piss yourself

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk

by MZ2842 August 31, 2013

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Piss Drunk

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.

Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!

by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013

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I'm making piss

When you're creating urine

I can't talk right now, I'm making piss

by HazelTreeeee June 3, 2022

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public piss syndrome

The inability to relieve your bladder in a public place such as a grocery store, restaurant,etc. While this isn't typically looked at as a medical condition, it is a form of anxiety due to the possibility of someone looking at your junk. Typically this is a problem for men using urnials while someone else is in the bathroom as well.

Bob: Hey Mike, did you stop at the bathroom at the bar?

Mike: No, there was a guy going at one of the urinials, and I have public piss syndrome.

by ColbyJack121 May 15, 2016

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