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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Peanut butter bracelet

The ring of shit left on ones wrist after fisting a dirty asshole.
Man, after my wild night with Xtopher I woke up with a thick ass peanut butter bracelet.
by Azleo84 September 13, 2020
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peanut butter in a freezer

When a girl is as thicc as peanut butter in a freezer
Damn that girl built like "peanut butter in a freezer" real talk
Damnnn, fr fr
by 69BigDaddyDestroyer69 January 18, 2020
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butters x kenny

A South Park ship which is between kenny and butters (Leopold) also known as bunny.
It’s not one of the most popular but its probably less toxic than kyman. Another variation between the two is professor chaos and mysterion with fanfics written about the enemies to lovers arc.
Joe: do u ship anything in South Park?

Bob: I do like the ship between butters x kenny you know the one, bunny.
by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 24, 2022
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croissants and butter dish

ITS CROISSANTS AND A BUTTER DISH STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SOMETHING ITS NOT
simply croissants and butter dish
by tiredofyall May 16, 2020
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making the devils butter

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE DEVILS BUTTER!!
(credit to redfapper via imgur)
by highwind7 August 16, 2016
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Hot Butter Shoe

When one person puts sticks of butter in their shoe, cooks it in the microwave, and fucks it aggressively while the butter is hot.
Carl: I got bored last night, so I tried doing a Hot Butter Shoe.

Jeff: How was it?

Carl: My dick's a little burnt, but otherwise it was fun.
by ButteryManbabys April 16, 2019
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