When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.
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The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff
The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff
Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines
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