Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".

Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...

by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019

grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's spouse.

My grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Law Reh

a sexxy asian boy who goes to prarie and got aura and gets all the huzz but is also a wanna be thug since he smokes and vapes drugs

u a law reh

by soexxxxzyyyyboyyy January 1, 2025

co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's wife.

My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Doing A Law

The art of terrorising the local area with you family. You cant be doing a law on your own, only with your mum and dad.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.

You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.

Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.

by CallumLaw April 19, 2018

Broads Law

The correlation between how hot a female is and how big of a faggot they are.

Shawty is so hot but she’s such a bitch, she applies to broads law

by Landins05 July 16, 2023

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025