Chris Flannigan

Chris Flannigan is one of the Jewish Community’s Leader, Kyle Faulkner’s, bitches. Kyle is often seen receiving head at veterans park from Chris. Chris has partaken in at least 38 gay orgys, and is the worst plug in the tri-state area. He was known to sell half gram carts for 70 dollars.

Chris: Hey man, want to buy one of my fire .01% THC carts for $85?
H-Town Nigga: No you fucking virgin, get out of here and go fuck kyle again
Chris: Okay sorry man

H-Town nigga: Man, Chris Flannigan is a fucking queer

by Chris Flannigan March 13, 2019

Chris

Chris is adopted lol

Chris; woah dude.......I am adopted

by Gwegers October 28, 2019

Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick

hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022

Chris

The ugliest human you will ever meet on the face of earth!This guys is so fucking ugly and he begs for gyal.He legit looks like he has Down syndrome that’s how ugly he is😂😂

Girl:Drop a pic
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv

by Tmgggggg April 16, 2019

Chris fixed

"Chrid fixed" is something that was cheaply fixed or repaired with common handtools at home.

"I Chris fixed my car"

by kwentschair November 1, 2019

Chris

The best boyfriend you will ever meet. The sweetest guy ever alive. Chris will make you feel special and remind you of your true beauty each and every single day. He will love you unconditionally, make you laugh until you can’t breathe, and show you how to live your life to the fullest. Chris is the best person you will ever meet. He’s very caring and always puts everyone else before himself. Even if Chris is having a bad day, he will push all of his problems aside to make sure he can help you with yours. Chris is a very caring guy, and the best guy a girl could ask for.

Her boyfriend Chris is so amazing, everyone needs a Chris.

by joeythekitten October 31, 2019

Chris

Chris is the hugest lad about. Realistically you don't want to mess with him cus hes fucking massive. An absolute heed and all round lethal fucking weapon but he's decent sometimes.

"Realistically i'm huge though" Chris 2k18

by BigCheese63 May 20, 2018