a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:
More restrictions than there are people on this planet
shitty internet
inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram
923483294204832094 blocked websites
More restrictions than there are people on this planet
shitty internet
inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram
923483294204832094 blocked websites
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Get the School is fun! mug.The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.
Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!
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Get the middle school mug.it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah
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"That would be lovely Brina!"
"That would be lovely Brina!"
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Get the school sleepover mug.a school with many misconceptions. not those stupid things that people say on urban dictionary definitions. people, piss off.
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