National Sex Penis Day

June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?

in honor of zuc

Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!

by anonymous December 10, 2020

National Send Nudes Day

April 17th is the day that you must send nudes when asked

Tim: send nudes
Jessica: no wtf!
Tim: but it’s April 17th, National Send Nudes Day
Jessica: oh, okay it’s fine then

by Trippie_Bean April 16, 2020

National Support Women Day

Be kind to women!

Don’t treat them bad!

Finn: I bought you a box of chocolates!

Maddie: Why are you being so nice today?

Finn: You didn’t hear? It’s National Support Women Day!

by Alyssa Vontage March 24, 2021

National slap ass day

Slap all the ass u can cause it only come around on 4-12

Who all participating in national slap ass day

by Nick sayford April 11, 2019

National grab Ass Day

National grab ass day is everyday all day. It is not April 11. It has not been moved to April 12th that’s some bull shit. NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY IS EVERYDAY !!

Hey Jordan don’t be a pussy a grab that ass, it’s National grab ass day

by Yourmom69ma April 11, 2019

national slap Sophia day

walk around town, and if you know any Sophia's, well slap em

Man 1: Hi, Sophia
Girl 1: Hi!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: What day is it?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1

by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man august 6th btw

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021