the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.
Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."
by filthyg. August 22, 2014
Get the Remote Balling mug.When temperature and humidity are so high that, even the slightest form of movement, causes you to sweat profusely particularly, in the case, from a man's nether region.
It was so hot at work today and I was sweating so bad, it was like Niagara Balls running down my leg.
by Hell Hound August 31, 2013
Get the Niagara Balls mug.A ball that has been created by a superior light and cannot be seen by the naked eye, it is 3 nanometers by 3 nanometers and can only be seen by a “shnofall-scope” unless you are the Greek gods: Isabelius; Crystallieon; Andronieus.
Looks like a shooting star on a summer day but only when it’s cloudy and the wind is parted at a specific latitude to the left.It’s found in the deep Pacific Ocean where the lathians dive and try to find the legendary ball.
Looks like a shooting star on a summer day but only when it’s cloudy and the wind is parted at a specific latitude to the left.It’s found in the deep Pacific Ocean where the lathians dive and try to find the legendary ball.
“Did you see the Snof Ball the other day?”
“Yes! Of course! I used my shnofall-scope but I unfortunately got cursed by the Greek gods: Isabelius;Crystallieon; Andronieus.”
“Yes! Of course! I used my shnofall-scope but I unfortunately got cursed by the Greek gods: Isabelius;Crystallieon; Andronieus.”
by Andronieus April 2, 2021
Get the snof ball mug.The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles
by Nutlee January 5, 2011
Get the Balled Short mug.3 ball specifically is referred to when playing pool. When referring to the NBA they are referring to teams mostly shooting 3 pointers during the game. Most notable teams to shoot a lot of 3 pointers are Houston Rockets and Golden State warriors . When both teams are mostly scoring layups they are in attack mode. When all the offensive players post up in the back court, and the defense comes out to guard on the 3 pointer line, this is considered 3ball meaning the offense is looking to shoot a 3 pointer and the defense is privy to the fact and will leave the zone underneath the hoop , to come out and guard the 3 point shooters . In today’s NBA it’s not un Common for all five players in a half court set offense to simply stand on the 3 point line waiting for a pass to come to them and to take a wide open 3. A lot of old school players and announcers such as Charles Barkley and jalen rose for example often say “ you live by the 3 and die by the 3” both of these players were prevalent in the 80s and 90s and 2000s . Most players who shot 3 pointers would take the shot from at the 3 point line or a foot or two back. Players like today’s point guard Damien Lillard on the Portland Trailblazers frequently shots from 10 feet behind the 3 point line which is only couple of more feet from the half court mark. Steph curry has made several half court shots in his career. Kevin Durant also shoots very deep . Even Kobe Bryant didn’t shoot as far as players do today.
3ball Era (NBA) right the golden state warriors are playing 3 ball. Players shooting a lot of 3 point shots
by Nick Tusk May 10, 2019
Get the 3 ball mug.A Ball Watcher is someone who repeatedly looks at another man’s balls any chance he gets. It can be in the shower, in the bathroom, or just during silly time in their apartment. Typically not sexual in nature, a Ball Watcher just gets pure joy from watching another man’s balls. It’s often a associated with obsessive compulsive disorder.
Synonyms: Testicle Testifier, Scrotum Scrutinizer, Nut Notifier
Synonyms: Testicle Testifier, Scrotum Scrutinizer, Nut Notifier
I whipped my dick out as a joke a couple times and this dude Zuck looked every time man! I’m beginning to think this guy is a ball watcher…
by J-Bone01 September 28, 2022
Get the Ball Watcher mug.A man who sucks up to the boss to try to get ahead at or keep their job. The ballwasher will stop at nothing to keep their job and all morals go out the window. The term BALLWASHER is especially wide spread in the philadelphia area trade unions where bum tradesman who suck at their job will ball wash with a smile.
Guy #1: Yo bro, did you see dave bring donuts and coffee in for john this morning?
Guy #2: Yea what a hard core ball washer!
Guy #2: Yea what a hard core ball washer!
by Taggdawg September 16, 2018
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