Brown recluse

A particularly stubborn turd.

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!

by zBrinks February 7, 2017

brown willis

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex

I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later

by clyons55 April 26, 2014

The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022

James Brown

a soul singer.

Imma listen to some james brown bitch!

by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023

ash browns

n. Severely overcooked mashed potatoes, or, by extention, any burnt breakfast food, or disastrous mess.

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Careful how you handle this viral pandemic. We do not need any more ash browns.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

Brown solution

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.

"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."

by #sysadmins December 2, 2009