Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014

penis marking

when you wake up after a night of drinking and you have a penis drawn on your face.

oh man, you got a penis marking.

by Big Frech November 19, 2003

penis grass

the short and curlys around the cock n' balls

I took the clippers to my penis grass and now it looks like a golf course putting green, flag and all

by TheArkAtek May 30, 2009

dad penis

When a guy's penis gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack

I really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty ass dad penis

by Taco Bell aesthetic May 7, 2017

Reeses Penis

When you’re girl covers your dick in chocolate and peanut butter then sucks it off

Yo my chick gave me a Reeses Penis last night

by ImTrashAtFortnite March 19, 2018

Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

minty penis

What your penis feels like after your woman eats a bunch of mints before blowing you.

Girl: Minty penis?
Guy: Yes please!

by gsyn June 23, 2011