poop elastic

sphincter,anus

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!

by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011

poop-pot

(Noun)
Someone who takes a dump 4 or more times a day. This excessive crapping is a signature of the poop-pot. They should seek medical help.

John was on the crapper 5 times today! He is such a poop-pot!

by Garciameister February 22, 2011

Pee poop

When you go to poop and it's like pee.

I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.

by waternymph July 1, 2017

Poop Sock

Something you say when you're out of things to say

Examples:
"Hey, mom, does your poop sock ever just poop without your permission because poop sock"

Friend: "Yo, Why are you gay?"
Other Friend: "Poop Sock"

by Some Random Minnesota Hick October 2, 2020

Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

by Pompadour... October 30, 2011

Poop Fright

Fear of pooping while being watched

That bitch has such bad poop fright, he'd never shit in jail.

by nizzlshizzle January 6, 2009

Poop Billiards

A game where one makes a poop so big that it clogs the toilet, then later, comes back with another poop so big that it unclogs that same toilet. Like a game of billiards but with poop.

Nah I don't need a plunger, I'm about to have some Indian food. I've got a consecutive streak of 4 going in Poop Billiards right now.

by rashizzle September 30, 2013