Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry

She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.

by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022

Pika Pie

when you go to someones mama house and stick your dick and pee in her pussy and yell PIKA!!!

and yellow foam starts to cum out and you eat it with their mom.

i went to yo mamas house to get a pika pie

by Offcial_Markipiler February 17, 2023

Petticoat Pie

A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.

"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."

by Clsimmons September 17, 2016

Pie of the moment

a pie offered by a restaurant in a particular moment

Have you ever tried the pie of the moment?

by robotdrums February 20, 2022

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

vapid pie

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.

"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."

by war-n January 11, 2019