Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

The Jesus Fandom

The perfect synonym for Christianity

In a sentence:

man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom

Example:

Bob: hey thought you were going to church

Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago

by Echophobia April 26, 2022

Jesus

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.

Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'

by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022

Jesus

Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You 🙏.

Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023

jesus rider

Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.

“ShiThead is preaching on her instagram posts again”. “Yeah, ShiThead is just a jesus rider.”

by Cracker with Attitude October 28, 2017

trappedout jesus

One who is hated by everyone once they have met him, but because of his humble demeanor and fights ass kickings all tend to find themselves loving him. He is also known for fucking all the dirtlegs and other women throughout the traphouses. Men envy him and women crave him...

You see that nigga trappedout Jesus? He just pulled both them bitches off to his room and dude didn't even care it was his girl and sister.

by trappedout jesus September 8, 2021

Jesus

A trans man.

Anna: Jesus is trans.
Transphobic Christians: NO, HE ISN'T!!!! 😭😭😭😭

by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021