Your bro a hoe

If you say this you should never speak to anyone again. This is such a huge insult it will literally erase people like in dragon ball super.

Guy: "Ur mom gay lol"
Girl: "Ur daddy lesbian"
Guy: "Ur granny tranny"
Girl: "Ur granpap is a trap"
Guy: "your bro a hoe"
Girl: sent into oblivion and never seen again

by Frostyboi May 13, 2018

cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

by smmmg June 17, 2016

el-bro grease

A racist term employed by rich people to refer to the practice of hiring blacks or Mexicans to do work that they feel is beneath them. The "el," in "el-bro grease" means "the" in Spanish and therefore represents Latinos and "bro" is short for "brother," which is slang for an African or African-American.

My good man! That was a smashing round of golf. Whoa! What did you shine the rims of your Lexus with? Dog shit? Might I recommend a full-service car wash where they will use plenty of el-bro grease to polish those to a sterling luster?

by Genital Colon Bowel November 7, 2012

go to bed bro

A term usually exchanged between gamers who are Cat-Assing late at night, when it is said it often starts an unofficial and unspoken competition, the goal of which is to stay up as late as possible.

Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....

Gamer 1:Uggh, i'm so tired.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.

Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.

by the man who laughs April 27, 2012

Bro-job

Bro-job: when people close to you want something you have, but want it at a discounted rate or straight up for nothing. Basically they’ll Bro you into it.

Friend: “Bro-Brutha-My Brutha, do ya think you can get me your price on that stuff I’m tight on cash right now. I know you have bills n shit , but still hook a Brutha up”
You: “Fuck, I just got a Bro-job and didn’t even ask for one”

by C1Tactual August 20, 2018

Bro Dep

A deputy brother. A close friend or mate.

Jimmy: So, i'll meet you for a pint down at the pub?

Dave: Yeh, bro dep. See you then.

by Cochise the Man April 4, 2011

step bro

when your brother is adopted

what are you doing step bro?

by a guy with a hentai addiction April 9, 2021