co-great-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.

My co-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-co-pibling-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's spouse.

half-co-pibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!

Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law

by King mammal August 31, 2018

Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.

Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.

by QuacksO January 4, 2017

great-great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-great-grandson's wife.

My great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Dequantis’s Law

The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.

Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.

by MrFlamegator May 21, 2024

Laws

Really, all laws are made up, since they are a creation of humans.

When people tell you they can't make this stuff up in reference to laws being passed, they're full of shit, laws are made up and written all the time.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020