Laughter pants

Laughing so hard you pee yourself.

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?

by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011

pants fire

Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.

I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.

by LtDangle069 November 10, 2020

sus in your pants

1. (Adj.) to feel around someone's oral parts during or before sex

Let me sus in your pants.

by Young curry November 26, 2016

pants tie

New fashion where the zipper on the pants is left open so that the penis may hang out like a necktie.

"I think I'll wear a pants tie to work today."

by chevelle_71 July 15, 2008

pant

A single trouser leg only, tied around the upper thigh with a piece of string, allowing cock and balls to dangle free.

My wife left me because of my insistence on wearing a gold lamé pant to her work functions.

by twiddles888 March 30, 2021

pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019

tobasco pants

Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.

Got Damn, Bianca got tobasco pants after we had Mexican food earlier. Fuckin' clear as day.

by Aztec03 July 23, 2018