Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Jesus Mojica

Fiend ass mothafucka that likes to fuck bitches named MANMEET. he is a gay ass mothafucka and likes getting butt fucked.

JESUS MOJICA JUST GAVE ME HEAD.

by MANMEERRR December 13, 2023

Jesus

Nancy Jesus II

Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus

by Jfjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj October 7, 2020

Pretty Women Love Jesus

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another

The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus

by vcxa May 12, 2021

Jesus

A descprition of the youtuber charles white also known as penguinz0 and moistcr1tickal

he doesn't only look like jesus! he is jesus - fan joke in a youtube comment section

by minecraftkid183 January 13, 2021

Jesus

The way, the truth, and the life!!!!!

Guy 1: I can’t change :(
Guy 2: Jesus can change you💅

by CurlyFri December 1, 2023

Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.

Paw Paw for Jesus!

by annmartina May 7, 2024