Law of Oedipus

If a user makes 1 mistake whether it be grammar, linguistics, or misinformation whilst replying to ragebait, the user has lost and the victory will be given to the ragebaiter, named after Oedipus for how he married his mother and killed a citizen out of rage

dude you do know that's not real right?
uh yeah its it is you maniac (I'm mad)
I invoke the Law of Oedipus for in his words and experience this is my victory

by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022

Law of Deveyra

Realization that the idea of doing something sounds better in theory than the reality of executing it.

We should go out for a smoke!
*just as bores but with a smoke in your hand.* well, this is just like Deveyra's Law

We should go to the club!
*ends up wanting to go home*
Damn should've gone with law of Deveyra

by Deveyra's Law February 22, 2019

Karamazov's Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's law, the poor guy.

by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021

Tall Law

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.

“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”

by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020

cousin-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

friend in law

When two people have the same level of friendship with a mutual but they exist in different contexts of the mutual's life. The two can and likely do cross paths from time to time, but without the mutual the two have no unique connection to one another.

Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws

Girl 1: Are you coming to my bachelorette party this weekend?
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!

by flashmobgary September 19, 2024