shank the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

see also shanked the cat

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are involved with sally, OK!

by LaidBackGuy1988 July 31, 2006

Uterus Cat

When a girl is on her period, she needs someone, preferably but not neccessarily a tall boy, to snuggle and/or nuzzle with. This person is not a relationship partner, although partners are permitted. They do not give verbal emotional support, they only snuggle. The name originates from the act of snuggling (one snuggles with a cat) and the cause of the snuggling being the menstrual cycle (hence, uterus).

Ugh, my period cramps hurt so much! I need my uterus cat to give me a hug.

by Acciofrenchhorn May 6, 2012

feeding the cat

See masturbation.

Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.

by johnoneoneseven February 25, 2011

cats died

When your trousers are to short. This is a popular phrase is Derbyshire

I can't wear these trousers, cats died

by Bay November 26, 2017

where is the cat?

when somebodys breath smells like shit you ask them "where is the cat?"

your buddies talking:blah blah blah
you:*sniff sniff*(pause and look around)
buddy: what??
you: dude...Where is the cat?
buddy: cat? what cat?
you: The cat that shit in your mouth, your breath is rank bro!! phewww!!

by Kyle Prosko March 21, 2007

Nyan Cat

Nyan cat is a youtube phenomenon where a cat with a poptart body sings nyan for like 4 minuts.

have you seen that nyan cat video?
yeah the one with a poptart cat singing nyan a million time?

by playfreak May 18, 2011

snap the cat

masturbation

by babygoose August 15, 2003