Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

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Taco Bell titties

When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.

I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.

by JoshleenTrash July 14, 2016

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A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.

2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.

I have skylar a California taco slurp

What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah

by Thebloodycocker January 26, 2016

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Taco Butt Bomb

When you eat the food at Taco Bell and inevitably have an ass explosion.

“Are you okay?”
“No, I went to Taco Bell and had a taco butt bomb”

by stecker312 January 24, 2023

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Taco Bell-ization

The diluting of a group's culture: history, food, mythos, or beliefs to fit a more palatable, broad audience.

Making a synthetic, fake version of a cultural object or idea.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see Pocohantas? Can't believe she talked with trees, that's crazy."

Person 2: "Man, they did some crazy Taco Bell-ization to that story. She was like, NINE, DUDE."

by gooeysweetness February 3, 2022

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