Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

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"My time"

"My time" is an expression used by divorced, separated or widowed women who have grown up children. They are now looking for a male companion either for friendship or a long term romance

The profile of a woman who uses the phrase "My time" tends to read as follows - "My children are all grown up. Several are married. I have lovely grandchildren. I live on my own. My children are scattered around the world so unless I visit there is no call for me to babysit. I love travelling and regularly visit them to see the children and grandchildren. This is "My time" now and I would love to meet a man of my own of my own age. Let's have a meal in a quiet restaurant, a few glasses of wine, and see if we click. If we do we can arrange to meet again"

by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006

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ten times

a term used to show disgust or annoyance to someone from telling them information repeatedly

"I've been going A everytime."
"And I've told you to go B like ten times."

by teasus July 12, 2009

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diaper time

Marking a sudden change in events, in which all common sense and rational thought are replaced by a relentless pursuit fueled by deep emotion or obsession, often involving traveling long distances, and often with violent intent.

When that astronaut realized that another woman was moving in on her man, she made up her mind to drive 900 miles non-stop and kidnap her. It was diaper time.

by Tich2 December 13, 2008

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