n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)
2. Short trips to the bathroom.
2. Short trips to the bathroom.
"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."
by Soxoff February 14, 2012
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Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!
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by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019
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by Captaincottro December 28, 2009
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John Amina: a mysterious story that may end in an affair
John: Oohh spo tam sheli po po ta qeli
Amina: ta ha zemren
John: ta ha pi….
Amina: hahaha hesht
John: Oohh spo tam sheli po po ta qeli
Amina: ta ha zemren
John: ta ha pi….
Amina: hahaha hesht
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