dick-nic

(n.) The act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your dick. Which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and passionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.

GUY 1: Hey man, I heard you were talking to that new girl. Are you two doing anything this weekend?

GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.

GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*

by themilkchugger October 18, 2011

Sas-a-dick

a one eyed butt rapist silver tailed midget giraffe that likes camels.

Maddy, wtf is your problem stop being such a sas-a-dick!.

by xxSQUIxx December 6, 2009

Blue Dicking

The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.

Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.

by Peppy Cleveland January 15, 2011

Dick Kirby

1. A person who inhales numerous dicks, similar to the way Kirby inhales his enemies.

Chad - "Yo, I heard Bree sucked like four dudes off the other night. I wish I had been there!"

Bro - "Yeah, she's a real Dick Kirby when she's drunk."

by Cocktail...FRUIT! February 18, 2010

Dick Cheney

The ornamental links that attach your prince albert to your king john.

As the bikini-clad blonde passed by, his dick cheney grew taut.

by StanfordEnglishMajor November 6, 2007

urban dick

someone who thinks they're cool because they put words they made up on the urban dictionary

urban dick: "hay guise look at this funny word i put on urban dictionary"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"

by yondagar March 12, 2011

Dick Feeding

While receiving a blowjob jerking off the shaft of the penis while the tip of your penis is sucked...(Most common in men who take forever to reach climax)

I was totally Dick Feeding her last night when I couldn't bust a nut!

by Mcrulz282 July 26, 2011