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Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
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Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn
Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."
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Porn

Videos for Children.
child: mum im gonna watch porn
mum: okay sweetie have fun
by Your pseudonym February 25, 2025
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Poo porn

When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole
oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’
by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021
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Porn Bulk

A phase in a young man’s life when consumption of online pornography leads to eating excessive food. Resulting in increased body mass.
I can’t wait to get out of school, I’m deep into my porn bulk for the next football season.
by Hairy black guy June 16, 2025
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porn star ass

How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.
"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"
by Old Bae November 28, 2017
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Porn

A piece of media meant to induce sexual stimulation
this means that baby zoo putting furry inflation "art" in one of the videos means that technically the video is porn

I just can't get enough of this hellhole known as "the internet"
"I just jerked off to that porn, it was so hot"
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 19, 2024
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