isaac james evans

he always gets jealous when someone is talking about something

isaac james evans is jealous because i have "everything" in the world

by isaacdobejealoustho November 12, 2020

lee james batey

faggot

I'm really looking forward to chomping on some tasty lee james batey at BOA this year

by Lee James Batey July 29, 2019

Carter Asher James

Which name is his first? Who knows. An icon with 10 siblings, a sweet innocent Mormon child. Blonde with blue eyes. Wears black socks every day, probably owns no jeans. Has a Minecraft-style camo backpack. Only of the finest greens. Doesn't believe in the urban dictionary's Soquid. Could be 10 years old or 16. Who knows?

Teacher: Carter Asher James?

Carter: Here!

Teacher: Which one is your name?

Carter: All of the above.

by Waifu!~ April 14, 2021

kevin james brown

The worst person you could posibly meet he hates everyone and everyone hates him.

mom:go to your room kevin james brown.
kevin:no never

by Loding........................ November 17, 2017

Pulling a James Ransone

1) To face your demons and get your life back on track. To be as humble as you are hot and to put love and kindness in everything you do.
2) To beat up a rapist.

“Yeah he had a really rough upbringing but he really pulled a James Ransone and is now one of the best people I know.”
“They were on the news for pulling a James Ransone and saving that woman from her attacker.”

by NurseStrangelove August 23, 2020

James Zachary Scott

James Zachary Scott is hands down one of a kind. He can make friends wherever he goes. A couple of his best qualities are making someone laugh when they need it most and he’s one of the best listeners a person could ask for. Also no one is ever surprised by his ability to be a complete smartass, some might say he could be a professional smartass.

If only more things in life were a James Zachary Scott.

by TomBradylovesyou August 9, 2019

dead-james-potter

best user on tumblr by far and the number 1 creator of james jokes we love loony loony is amazing literally funny as hell they're posts make my day and I love them a lot slayyy they're so cool

dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes

by darkhumourlol April 5, 2022