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penis-lover

A fan of the Miami Dolphins football team. They love Teal and they love the cock in their cornhole.

AKA DolFag fan.
That DolFag fan is some kinduv penis-lover, huh?
by DolfinsFansBl0w May 17, 2006
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Nick's Penis

Nick's penis is like soup
by cilynnd July 2, 2018
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Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).
I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.
by Aprel January 29, 2010
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Hitler Penis

A one inch, non-circumcised cock.
That kid probs got a hitler penis.
by Yeahsoumyeahum November 19, 2014
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mind penis

Objectification of the concept of intellectual masturbation; the mind penis is the mean through which the former can be perpetrated.
That class mostly consists of the prof. jerkin' his mind penis in front of the class.
by Olibaba March 26, 2009
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penis muffler

someone who pigs out on penises(whore)
whoa look at the penis muffler!

o shit that hoe muffle your penis??
by jake boyle ahh May 25, 2008
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Dylan’s penis

Absolute schlong nobody can come pair to the girth and length of his horse cock
by Jeff Lundy December 2, 2020
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