Monkey-spank

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.

Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)

by Reverend Tremendous Embakwame August 6, 2007

Frig-Monkey

1) A sexually impulsive creature, renowned for promiscuity
2) A person of lesser intellectual ability
3) Someone utterly insane

1) It's a Frig-Monkey! Look at it go at that poor man's leg like an animal!
2) It scored a laughable 2 in its IQ test. What a Frig-Monkey!
3) I'm afraid your son is a Frig-Monkey and will have to take lots of pills to get better.

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

monkey ballsacks

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)

Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

Mongolian monkey

When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, discreetly shit in your hand, then right before your about to cum you cover her mouth with the shitty hand until you cum.

"Last night I gave your mom a Mongolian monkey and got shit all over your living room and made her clean it!"

by Winterfart69 July 27, 2019

ya monkey

a nick name given to someone who performs a stupid or ridiculous task.

You tell a friend you sent an email out to a few people detailing some embarissing moment. In doing that you send the story to the person in the story...

Later that day you are referred to as 'Ya Monkey'

by goodmonkey December 8, 2005

monkey's thumbs

excessively long nipples that are highly visible through a woman's clothing

whoah ... did you see the monkey's thumbs on that

by Monodon July 27, 2004

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004