Man Web

Your sweaty ball sack stuck to both legs.

I've been riding this motorcycle in the heat so long , I'll have a permanent man web .

by The Old Salt October 21, 2015

The Avocado man

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023

Man Joke

A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.

A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."

by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

ask the man

An expression coined by C/C++ users, where the reference to man refers to the manual.

"If you don't know the ceiling function, ask the man!"

by pcaston2 October 13, 2005

Manne Man

"Manne Man" is a slang for very fat bears who usually is a legend.

"Did you see all the dells that Manne Man had?"

by Manne Man October 24, 2018

man muffler

When a man gets on his hands and knees. There are two guys on either side of him. He's entered from both sides, and makes a lot of noise. Like uhhhhhhheeeehhhhhhiiiiiuuuuuuhhhggghhh

I got man mufflered last night.

by Mrs.Pruitt January 14, 2015