preview poop

The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.

I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!

by Netherlipz June 26, 2009

Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”

“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”

by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021

poop politics

An established set of rules and appropriate actions to be taken following a discharge of feces during anal intercourse. Usually decided at the moment of said discharge; clean-up is generally accepted to be the responsibility of the pooper. However, poopee must remain cool, calm and collected at all times to ensure the emotion stability of said pooper.

Ignatius: So we were fucking last night and all of a sudden he shits all over my dick!

Francine: Oh my god what were the poop politics of that situation?!

by poopyprincess February 19, 2011

poop jawn

A "Poop jawn" is a combination of the Pennsylvania slang "poop" and "jawn". "Poop" orginated in Pittsburgh, likely due to the "poopy" nature of the city. "Jawn" on the otherhand was a product of Philadelphia, mostly as word that replaces the name of almost anything and everything. Thus, when used together, a "poop jawn" is anything that can be considered "poopy". Also, you can create a poop jawn straw man, meaning someone or something can embody the qualities of a "poop jawn" metaphorically.

My n*gga you smoke poop jawns
Y u look like a poop jawn doe

by Napels January 28, 2015

poop elastic

sphincter,anus

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!

by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011

poop-pot

(Noun)
Someone who takes a dump 4 or more times a day. This excessive crapping is a signature of the poop-pot. They should seek medical help.

John was on the crapper 5 times today! He is such a poop-pot!

by Garciameister February 22, 2011

poop you

bad very bad worst swear word ever!!!!!! never ever say the p word

person 1: hello how u day
person 2: ugh....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poop my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u say the p word!!!??????????? how dare u I'm calling Mcdonalds!
person 2: poop you!
person 1: *deads of suchr the teribal wrod*

by thesanstheundertalethetale June 25, 2021