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Dick Knob

A prank where late at night you remove the door knob and stick your dick through the hole. Then you wake the person inside.
Yeah man I totally dick knobbed Joey last night!
by WallaceAndGrommet August 22, 2010
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Dick cheeks

the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.
Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.

Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.
by Nutsakula July 15, 2006
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dope dick

when a guy is having sex after snorting heroin,his penis is rock hard,but even after hours of sex he cant cum

The opposite of coke dick
He had dope dick with her last night
by youngdiple August 2, 2006
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dick bird

Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

Worthless person that you don't care about.
Get away from me dick bird! Right now!
by Erich ULner September 23, 2008
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dick baguette

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.
by The Almighty Cornholio December 9, 2013
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dick-nic

(n.) The act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your dick. Which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and passionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.
GUY 1: Hey man, I heard you were talking to that new girl. Are you two doing anything this weekend?

GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.

GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*
by themilkchugger October 18, 2011
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Sas-a-dick

a one eyed butt rapist silver tailed midget giraffe that likes camels.
Maddy, wtf is your problem stop being such a sas-a-dick!.
by xxSQUIxx December 6, 2009
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