Play Like a Jet

To talk a lot of shit on everyone else while looking like a complete assholes, only to repeatedly come up short yourself.

Rex Ryan tells his team to play like a Jet.

by RexRyanisaDBag January 24, 2011

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

cracked like an egg

to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets

Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.

Sammy: wtf is wrong with you

Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...

by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022

i like dick

someone wants to deep through

i like dick lemme have yours

by dick is bussin February 8, 2022

stunt like taxes

a lyric used by Chief Keef; meaning that someone's living life like they're getting their W-2 money from tax returns

Paul spends $500 like pocket change he'll always stunt like taxes.

by heartbrecklovesosa March 1, 2017

I don't not like it

This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.

Guy #1: What do you think of Guinness beer? Guy #2: I don't not like it!

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019