no lubing anal monkey

someone who uses no anal lube while in search for anus. Monkeys often do this

dalton is a no lubing anal monkey.

by jessec63 January 16, 2008

Anal Blast

When Somes Asshole falls out of there ass.

Holy Shit I just had an Anal blast, Fuck!

by MortyMort June 20, 2008

the anal god himself

The overall destroyer of anuses this guy will rock your world

Hoe #1: man Thomas is the anal god himself

Hoe #2: I should get myself someone like him

by The anal god himself August 31, 2017

Anal Hate Chocolate

A term used to describe knocking someone out. Then, pooping on them.

"Anyone who hits on my boyfriend will make me mad enough to knock unconscious and spread lots of Anal Hate Chocolate on them. Kay?!"

by Richard Nuttbutter August 26, 2014

Anal Duck Sex

When two partners engage in anal sex while the penetrating partner rotates clockwise during penetration - similar to how a ducks penis is corkscrewed.

Man, I had anal duck sex last night. Shit was dizzying!

by DuckLover96 February 2, 2023

numbing anal lube

it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver

what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?

Fuck you faggot.

"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off

by lil dick boe jiden May 15, 2021

Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014