A whore!!!!! Wanker!!! Fricken A!!! Never trust an Alex, he will steal your girl, take her to dinner, and have her pay!!!!!!!!!!! His hairline fuzzy!!!!!!!! He’s always bored and always hungry. Man’s don’t sleep!!!!! Bing BONG
Guy #1: aye have you seen my girl
Guy #2: bro she’s probably with Alex. you lost her bro.
Guy #1: dammit dude damn that Alex 🤥
Guy #2: bro she’s probably with Alex. you lost her bro.
Guy #1: dammit dude damn that Alex 🤥
by thesecondpublius December 17, 2021
Get the Alex mug.One who posts the same fucking meme over and over to make people laugh, but ultimately gets creamed at to shut the fuck up, but doesn't care because one of the friends laughs anyway.
God, Markus is such and Alex Corn, he kept trying to show me Baby Yoda memes.
You guys are assholes to him, I laughed at it.
You guys are assholes to him, I laughed at it.
by Weenis II December 14, 2019
Get the Alex Corn mug.Alex is a fucking dickhead and a total dooshbag. They're are many Alex's in the world but most are dickheads that make you fall in love them, then falls in love with somebody else so you can be seen as the second option to use when he needs it.
(First initials are used to privately hide the people's irl names)
D: Hey isn't that "Alex"who you used to like, isn't he hot~?
"No he's a fucking dickhead who uses girls feelings and takes them as a joke"
D: Hey isn't that "Alex"who you used to like, isn't he hot~?
"No he's a fucking dickhead who uses girls feelings and takes them as a joke"
by UnknownPerson248 March 27, 2022
Get the Alex mug.the bestest boy ever omg. funny, hot, respectful, dreamy ugh . his eyes are so beautiful omg and his smile makes mfs melt. ong he's perfect.
by 𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚑 ☯☽❀ November 22, 2021
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by TheTrueJohnDoe March 16, 2022
Get the Alex Millard mug.Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.
Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
by iiililililiiiiwucihdisododih November 15, 2022
Get the Alex Lomuto mug.One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.
I’m alex
by Scarlett Johansen November 23, 2021
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