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Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
by Gercoff February 2, 2023
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Dank poo poo man

The warlock that have super shit balls power
by jokera March 18, 2022
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Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.
“Yo, have you seen Ryan
You mean poos cake?”
by Poos cake January 23, 2021
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Poos

When you have to take a poop and a piss at the same time. It is taken from the words poop and piss.
by BeastEJ January 20, 2021
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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
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Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo
Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!
by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025
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Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
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