taco tuesday guy

This guy is all about Taco Tuesday. He will invite any and all within shouting distance to attend the festivities. This guy usually rolls solo to this event, but prior to his departure will apply copious amounts of Old Spice. 2 dollar tacos are first on his agenda, but a close second is a Lady of the Night.

John would like to invite you ladies and gents to Sloppy Jose's for Taco Tuesday. Old Spice is a requirement for this Taco Tuesday Guy!

by Tacotuesdayguy January 15, 2016

Taco Bell's Cannon

The explosive diarrhea you get after eating Taco Bell.

"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"

by FlounderFlound August 11, 2022

Taco Bell Baby

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.

Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Taco Bell Lottery

When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...

"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"

by Mezzarat September 27, 2017

flying purple tacos

a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team

the flying purple tacos won all of their games.

by Eliza May Beth December 5, 2013

Taco Bell Tuesday

When someone orders Taco Bell on a Tuesday, usually followed up by a bad case of the shits.

Guy 1: "Alright boys, it's Taco Bell Tuesday!"
Guy 2: "Aw, fuck!"

by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023

Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.

"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.

by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018