For shits and giggles

To do smth for fun.

Nancy: Simon, are you stupid? Why did you steal this beer??? I could give you some money for it!
Simon: Shut up, Nancy, it's just for shits and giggles!

by AKKAMILYARIYA November 11, 2015

dumb as shit

A complete idiot. Seeing as shit doesn't have a brain, the person being compared to it could be called a mindless moron.

(online gaming)
Player 1: OmFg i am so gosu i just pwned the newbs!11!! 1337 h4x0rz!!1 ^^
Player 2: Stfu man you're dumb as shit.

by grab October 10, 2003

shit ape

1. n; a person who scratches his or her body constantly like an ape.
2. a person who always begs for food and takes your drink without permission

1. fuck! that shit ape won't stop scratching himself!!
2. shit! Randy is such a shit ape! he took my food again!!!

by Alex,Sam,David,Ernest March 16, 2009

chatting shit

1. To say something that is complete bollocks.
2. To say something while under the influence of either drugs or alcohol that is either unintelligable or is the above.

1. 'Eminem is an excellent rapper'
'You're chatting shit mate'
2. 'Frgh me ghracg uihiuh bhgh'

by adi bull February 12, 2004

shitting rainbows

The third and highest stage of tripping out (usually on shrooms). The three stages include tripping, tripping balls, and shitting rainbows.

druggy one: "yesterday I ate some crazy African mushrooms and ended up shitting rainbows."

druggy two: "You have any more of those?"

by alexmanjina March 3, 2010

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008

Christmas shits

The long amounts of time spent on the toilet after a heavy Christmas dinner.

Person 1: How was your Christmas?
Person 2: Good, except for the Christmas shits I had.

by GreatUnknown January 10, 2007