paint my face

While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face

Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far

by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

Chillen with my billen

Chillen with the billen means your chilling at home watching YouTube or drawing, in other words your doing absolutely nothing. If your talking to a friend about it means your just doing the same as normal. Another way to say it, is chillen with THE billen.

Friend #1: What’s up man?
Friend #2: Not much, just chillen with my billen.

by Chezitss December 21, 2019

Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

My 6-click

A term used to identify your friends that you trust to watch your six. In the military, watching your six means to watch your back. So the people in your 6-click is the select few people that you trust to watch your six.

"I got your six, bro."

"You guys are in my 6-click."

by Juanito The Joker April 4, 2014

yank my rods

mastubate

The chick refused to yank my rods last night

by earthstore August 5, 2010

eating my rhubarb

Hitting on a member of the opposite sex that your friend is involved with at any stage of a relationship. Generally early on.

1. Hey dude, you were talking to my girl Karen over there. Are you eating my rhubarb?

2. So you're facebook friends with my girl Karen now eh? Are you eating my rhubarb?

by -=Gunner=- November 19, 2010