Skip to main content

Potato

Infant with no remarkable physical attributes.
Especially, when accompanied by light skin and a lumpy head.
Sa'Quan what have you been up to?

I just spent 45 minutes looking at pictures of Karen's new baby, Trent. Little guy was a total potato.
by Powder97 December 12, 2020
mugGet the Potato mug.

Milky Potato

A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton.

Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.
Ay Love, Pass Ti Milky Potati (Milky Potato)
by Stevesdaddyboltonledge May 9, 2019
mugGet the Milky Potato mug.

Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
mugGet the Potato mug.

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021
mugGet the Soft potatoe mug.

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.
Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."
by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024
mugGet the Slow Potato mug.

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.
by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017
mugGet the Romantic Potatoeing mug.

Pitito Potato

Like tomato tomato but better. Pronounced puh-tee-toe puh-tah-toe
Person 1. Hello Fred

Person 2. Actually it’s spelt with a p
Person 1. Pitito potato
by Flem Flam December 30, 2024
mugGet the Pitito Potato mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email