instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
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Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
by VonkeyKong January 15, 2024
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Potato Expert

Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.
by LuxInATux July 21, 2022
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potato dome

potato dome
potato dome
by areallyweirdguy December 02, 2022
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potato medal

when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships
he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.
by rikabauer April 15, 2022
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cheesecake potatoe

Your such a cheesecake potatoe
by RiceCrispier22 April 11, 2024
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cheesecake potatoe

Your being such a cheesecake potatoe
by Cheesypotatoeinventor April 12, 2024
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