A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
by VonkeyKong January 15, 2024
by LuxInATux July 21, 2022
when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships
he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.
by rikabauer April 15, 2022
Your such a cheesecake potatoe
by RiceCrispier22 April 11, 2024
Being a dumbass / mike miller
Your being such a cheesecake potatoe
by Cheesypotatoeinventor April 12, 2024