Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

Channel Tom

The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.

Check out Channel Tom.

by 23EZ February 4, 2017

Tom Iddon

A guy how picks his own pubes out "just for fun" and dates people who video themselves shitting. He will also have a sister called Charlotte who gets rammed by all his mates cos shes mega fit

Jheez ur being such a tom iddon stop pulling ur pubes out

by Rhys the rapist June 5, 2020

Tom Oldfield

Some dumbass that has a tiny cock and has the cheese touch

Look at that dumbass Tom Oldfield he has the cheese touch

by Tom’s Mom January 12, 2022

tom holland

HE IS MINE. AND ONLY MINE. there are 7billion ppl on this earth and only one will marry tom holland, HaPpY HuNgEr GaMeS.

Tom Holland needs to propose to me RIGHT NOW

by i.hate_bitches November 15, 2020

tom kaulitzz

a super hot sexy man . He’s the most finest person i have ever seen. He pulled lots of woman back in the 2000’s. His finest eras were 2008 / 2010. He’s so damn fine and sexy and hot and handsome he’s everything u need in a man.

girl1: THE SEXIEST MAN I EVER SEEN IS TOM KAULITZZ

by xxj4yl4xoxo November 19, 2023

Tom

Tom is a guy who has the biggest ego in the entire world, it’s the bigger than u can imagine. He gets zero bitches and his hair looks like a mop. He cant play soccer to save his life and he pretend his younger sister is his girlfriend. He cheated on his ex. She was so pretty and did not deserve that.

“Bro you’re just like Tom! Go to therapy.”

by secret account September 14, 2022