pour on the cheese

The act of flattering a girl over and over again with corny lines.

Jeremy went to pour on the cheese by telling Mary that her beauty stole his breath.

by JR312 July 20, 2008

Cheese fondue

A sex act involving a number of participants. A chosen participant plays the part of the "fondue pot", laying on their back with their legs spread above their head, anus highest and spread open, while the participants ejaculate or squirt directly, or spit such fluids into the aforementioned "fondue pot". Those who wish can then dip appendages or snacks. Bon apetit!

"Sorry Jeffrey, I won't be coming in to work today. I fucked my back up participating in a cheese fondue on Saturday night."

"Hopefully everyone's down for a cheese fondue tonight, I haven't jacked off in like three weeks!"

by mad notes November 25, 2020

Cheese Gratered

Verb. When a man gets sucked off by a woman (or man) with braces

Man 1: Did you hear that Jeff got cheese gratered?
Man 2: Yeah, he might have to go to the hospital

Both: Gross

by Get rekt kid September 15, 2019

Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

by pooprat February 16, 2009

cheese monster

An individual who brings anger to many people without even trying.

Me: Do you know Jim
Cunt: Screw Jim man he' s a fucking cheese monster
Me: You're the cheese monster you silly goose.

by Saucyjim44 April 24, 2017

Crackeroni and cheese

A rich white boy and his MAGA Asian best friend

Dude: Oh no! I have to go visit my cousin Kevin on Long Island this weekend.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross.

by kevingtang33 January 6, 2021

elephant cheese

just a word you say when you aren't funny but you constantly try to be and you cant think of a joke so you just say elephant cheese

Man 1: hey whats the deal with airline food
Man 2: elephant cheese

by Biginches October 19, 2021