Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

Monkey Smalls

An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.

On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"

by Spencer Kaplan February 1, 2005

Monkey Trader

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves. if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!

manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree and is a monkey trader..

by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA March 15, 2007

Porch Monkey

A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club

be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.

by CaptainHurricane June 22, 2011

monkey socks

Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.

Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?

Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.

by JDubz526 February 24, 2011

Dill Monkey

Insult used to call someone a homo-sexual. dill being part of dill hole and monkey being part of ass monkey implying someone who monkeys around with the dill hole ass monkey, rectal broom, butt pirate

You are a dumb ass dill monkey!!!

by Dizzy Devil August 13, 2007

shoulder monkey

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.

Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!

by beepers872 January 7, 2008